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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:54

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
No, not a chance
Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors