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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Packers will take on all of Jaire Alexander’s dead money on 2025 salary cap, per report - Acme Packing Company

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why can’t Trump campaign on the real issues facing America rather than insulting the character of VP Harris? Does MAGA actually believe this tactic will work?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

7-Day High-Protein Diabetes-Friendly Meal Plan to Help Build Muscle, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists make disturbing discovery in analysis of human bodily fluids: 'Further research is required' - Yahoo

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Video: Street Fighter 6 Showcases Four New Character Outfits - Nintendo Life

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

No, not a chance

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Justin Bieber talks 'anger issues,' says he's 'broken' in emotional Instagram post - ABC News

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

T.J. Oshie, the Caps’ beloved ‘warrior,’ announces his NHL retirement - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

AI could solve puzzles posed by twin stars in 'mere minutes or seconds on a single laptop' - Space

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can someone express their love for a guy without using words? What are some actions that can convey love and care?